DOGE has been alerted to a mysterious blue structure that has suddenly appeared on the oceanfront in Fernandina Beach.

We’re not sure yet if it’s part of a secret government project, a leftover shipping container from an alien drop zone, or the early stages of Amelia Alcatraz — but what we do know is:

• It’s ugly
• It’s out of place
• It’s blocking the sunrise
• And it’s a beachfront eyesore

We’re digging into who approved it, who built it, and how much taxpayer money was used to fund this metallic monument to bad taste.

A full report is coming soon.
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